- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.

“The Ball Bed” the world’s first morphable bed, consisting of plush spheres that are connected by elastic bands, allowing you to twist and bend them in any way imaginable.
(via for-the-lost)
Advertising Threat
A person who doesn’t have tumblr showing me something
Them: look
this is so chillingly accurate.
Me: I saw that already
Except it’s more like
Them: Look
Me: Yeah I saw that on tumblr already it’s this thing that.. you go on and.. you.. look and see things.. And.. Nevermind
(via r-osebud)
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
Right?
(via r-osebud)








